lifeguards are nice but they only save you when you’re in the water. where were you when I was starving in the arizona desert? you certainly werent saving lives then now were you
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME
I DONT KNOW
NO ONE KNOWS
"When people see me, I’m on the red carpet, perfectly dressed and styled, after two hours of hair and makeup. I’m putting on a show. So when I explain that I have moments when I feel dark or insecure, I understand how it might not really ring true, because there’s this weird double-life thing I have going on."
i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother