"WHAT DO WE WANT"
"WHEN DO WE WANT THEM"
maybe in like a year or two when im hotter and skinnier so i can look good in them
i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
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