Tiny Conquest

Ask away bitchez   half indian girl from southampton, england.

officialunitedstates:

lifeguards are nice but they only save you when you’re in the water.  where were you when I was starving in the arizona desert?  you certainly werent saving lives then now were you

(via tightvaginas)

— 3 hours ago with 7878 notes

bettywhitehouse:

the party dont start till I walk out

(via hotboyproblems)

— 4 hours ago with 164861 notes

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via fake-mermaid)

— 13 hours ago with 491550 notes

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via loserslol)

— 13 hours ago with 523138 notes

shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

(via tightvaginas)

— 13 hours ago with 55962 notes
unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

(Source: teresaferreira, via hotboyproblems)

— 13 hours ago with 56473 notes
"When people see me, I’m on the red carpet, perfectly dressed and styled, after two hours of hair and makeup. I’m putting on a show. So when I explain that I have moments when I feel dark or insecure, I understand how it might not really ring true, because there’s this weird double-life thing I have going on."
Emma Watson (via watsonlove)
— 14 hours ago with 271 notes

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via fake-mermaid)

— 14 hours ago with 108009 notes
0ct0bursk-eyes:

smokeweedhavesex:

Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman.

Reblogging just because the caption seems so unlikely, but then like .. nope, there it is

0ct0bursk-eyes:

smokeweedhavesex:

Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman.

Reblogging just because the caption seems so unlikely, but then like .. nope, there it is

(Source: weedandcl-ass, via squ4redd)

— 14 hours ago with 7710 notes

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

(via disagreed)

— 14 hours ago with 231515 notes

Nicki claps with her ass

Nicki claps with her ass

(Source: gif-factor, via atealowl)

— 14 hours ago with 260723 notes

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via paneminperpetuum)

— 14 hours ago with 243429 notes